Eastern Republic sours on the restaurant: "Score: -12"
From a perfect 100 to a frosty farewell, the colony's dining trade has had a bumpy season.
The colony restaurant has a review problem, and it has a name: the Eastern Republic.Day 305, 06h message Visitors from Eastern Republic are leaving.Day 305, 06h message They expected more from you. (Score: -12) They won't come back any time soon.
On Day 305, visitors from the Eastern Republic packed up and left, and the verdict was brutal: "They expected more from you. (Score: -12) They won't come back any time soon." Day 305, 06h message Visitors from Eastern Republic are leaving.Day 305, 06h message They expected more from you. (Score: -12) They won't come back any time soon.Ouch. Somebody tell the kitchen.
It wasn't always this way. A group from the Eastern Republic arrived on Day 271, and on Day 273 the scorecard read "They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 59)". Day 271, 08h letter Visitors. A group from Eastern Republic are visiting the colony.Day 273, 04h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 59) They will visit again in a while.So what changed between visits? The records aren't saying, and neither, apparently, are the guests.
Stranger still, the same departing party left a gift on Day 305: a wooden lute and a concrete lyre. Day 305, 06h letter Gift from Eastern Republic. Plebeians from Eastern Republic have left a gift: -Wooden lute (normal) -Concrete lyre (normal)A parting present and a scathing review in the same hour. Is that a peace offering, or a hint about the dinner music?
Other diners have been kinder. Visitors from the Grand Elders left on Day 266 "absolutely amazed by your hospitality! (Score: 100)". Day 266, 08h message Visitors from Grand Elders are leaving.Day 266, 08h message They are absolutely amazed by your hospitality! (Score: 100) They will visit again in a few days.The Western Republic scored its stays 65 on Day 297 and 50 on Day 301, promising both times to visit again in a few days.Day 297, 22h message Visitors from Western Republic are leaving.Day 297, 22h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 65) They will visit again in a few days.Day 301, 03h message Visitors from Western Republic are leaving.Day 301, 03h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 50) They will visit again in a few days.
The till tells its own story. The restaurant earned $12 on Day 265, then just $11 on Day 299, before a bumper $56 on Day 300. Day 265, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $12 today.Day 299, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $11 today.Day 300, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $56 today.By Day 303 the daily take was back to $20.Day 303, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $20 today.
The Tattler's table is always open. Here's hoping the next party from the east finds the soup warmer.
All 15 records this story cites
- Day 265, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $12 today.
- Day 266, 08h message Visitors from Grand Elders are leaving.
- Day 266, 08h message They are absolutely amazed by your hospitality! (Score: 100) They will visit again in a few days.
- Day 271, 08h letter Visitors. A group from Eastern Republic are visiting the colony.
- Day 273, 04h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 59) They will visit again in a while.
- Day 297, 22h message Visitors from Western Republic are leaving.
- Day 297, 22h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 65) They will visit again in a few days.
- Day 299, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $11 today.
- Day 300, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $56 today.
- Day 301, 03h message Visitors from Western Republic are leaving.
- Day 301, 03h message They really enjoyed their stay! (Score: 50) They will visit again in a few days.
- Day 303, 18h message Your restaurant has earned $20 today.
- Day 305, 06h message Visitors from Eastern Republic are leaving.
- Day 305, 06h message They expected more from you. (Score: -12) They won't come back any time soon.
- Day 305, 06h letter Gift from Eastern Republic. Plebeians from Eastern Republic have left a gift: -Wooden lute (normal) -Concrete lyre (normal)